Tuesday, March 22, 2011

WWW Found a Woman

Here's the Story:
Well girls I am happy to inform you that I have found a woman and I am settling down. Yep this Wild man is going to grow some roots and settle down with a woman and her name is Miss Kelly. She lives in Idaho and is looking for a solid, strong man... that man is me. You see my wild ways have been fun, exciting and make for some great stories. But who can hold stories at night? Who can make a scrapbook of fun and excitement when they aren't with someone you love??? So I am settling down. She made this beautiful Light Red scarf that I am wearing and sent me out on the range today with my Light Red rose to remind me to come home early for dinner. So I plan to do just that after I get the cows all rangled up. Awwww... to finally find the one woman I want to settle down with. Spend the evenings looking at the stars with.... Life is GOOD

Good thing I got home on time like Miss Kelly requested. She informed me that we have a Black Tie Dinner to attend tonight. I hurried and cleaned up and got my best jacket and dress wranglers on. I am about out the door to hitch ole smokey up when Miss Kelly hands me my new dinner scraf she made. Yes mamm.... she sure is a fine woman and taking care of her man. I have to tell you lone rangers out there. When you find *the woman* there is nothing like it. I am not a man to get all gussied up but tonight sure is worth the fancy smancy black tie dinner we are going to. She will be on my arm and I will have my head held high walking with her. :0) Hee hee


Fruitcake Heard the News. I was afraid of this. After I made the official announcement that I was settling down and starting some roots. A few names came to mind that might become a concern for Miss Kelly and I. Sure enough **fruitcake** found out and boy was she hot. She even made a threat. Might have to call in the local sheriff to keep watch for that wagon comin to town. Miss Kelly and I sat down and this morning and talked over coffee. We thought it best to send Fruitcake a card explaining why I am hanging my boots up with Miss Kelly. I sure hope she understands and all. Ofcourse we won't put our return address on the card just incase she tries to come and *visit*. She is a sneaky one I give you that. Had a lot of fun with her.... but that is all behind me now! Best wishes Fruitcake...
Now that you are wondering what the heck is she doing? Has she totally lots her mind. LOL This set is a retired SU set called Wild Wild West. A much used and editorialied stamp set if you will. My gracious and wonderful friend Pat Smethers lent me the set to make a few gifts for my sister... Miss Kelly ;0). Some of the ladies are a bit upset as you can see that Da Man as he is so lovingly called is settling down. He has a few more suprises down the road so be on the look out. Super fun, hope you got a giggle out of it anyways. These cards were all made for one challenge or another. Have a great day.

10 comments:

Lynne said...

Wow, you sure have some imagination there. Wonderful story. We were watching a re run of a (very) old Bonanza episode this afternoon and after reading your blog post I was transported to the wild wild west.ROFL.
Lynne xxx

Michey said...

This was GREAT! What a fun backstory, and even funner cards! Can't wait to see how the story unfolds ;-)

PS - Fruitcake better shush it! No one likes a Ms. Whiney-pants!

Denise Marzec said...

Awesome cards and great story! :)

Leslie Miller said...

Ooooooh, he can come home with me! But Wally might wonder why he has TWO dads now. Super cute stories to go along with this guy, Stacy. I remember him well. He was quite the hottie around SCS for a while. Fabulous cards you made! He's still lookin' good after all these years!

Marisa said...

ROFL!!! Your story is fabulous, especially since I know the fruitcake LOL! Stunning set of cards, Stacy! Hop you are laying low and don't get caught in the cross fire of two cowboy lovin' ladies!

Peggy said...

Fabulous set of cards Stacy and loved the story! Have a great day!

Stamp like you mean it said...

Sister, see what the MAN has got you into? Fabulous story and your cards are amazing! You have given the WWW a totally fresh, new spin! Way to Saddle Up Girlie! Hugs....

Judy Rozema said...

Wowza! What awesome cards you made with this guy!! And a great story too :)

America said...

these are absolutely GORGEOUS manly cards. Great job with working out this set. Fun story.

Dawn B. said...

You are too funny. This set gets around. I love Ms. Pat. So happy she shared. You are great at writing. A second career maybe?...